TEN THINGS I HATE: NICK BOSERIO

Monster Children's 'Ten Things I Hate' with Nick Boserio.

01. I hate that my Nan hates beards.

02. I hate that a napkin only does so much.

03. I hate when people I don't know touch my face.

04. I hate salt reduced butter.

05. I hate stinky beer glasses.

06. I hate the expression 'Nice beard.' People will literally say just those two words in passing. Do they get something out of saying that? I know I get nothing.

07. I hate 'Bedbeard.'

08. I hate when my girlfriend Photoshop's my face between that Spartan guy and the baseball player from the Giants.

09. I hate that one time, someone nearly ripped the entire thing out of my face.

10. I hate when I piss the bed sober.